In 2005, my friends, cousin, and I travelled from Gulu, Uganda, to Kampala to attend my cousin Douglas's graduation party. He had just graduated from Makerere University Business School with a bachelor’s degree, and we were excited to celebrate this significant milestone with him. The party took place at our uncle's home in Ntinda, and it was a fantastic event filled with food and drinks. The party ended on Saturday night, and we planned to travel back to Gulu on Sunday so we could be in school on Monday. Before leaving, we were invited to enjoy some leftovers and drink at our uncle's place. We indulged in the food and drinks, not knowing that these choices would later cause problems on our journey back to Gulu.
Our Troubles Begin
Sundays
are typically not the best days to travel by public transportation. There are
usually fewer travellers, and buses often take longer to find enough passengers
before departing. It was a common practice for bus owners to cancel trips if
they didn't have enough travellers to fill the seats. However, we were young
and naive, and the excitement of being with friends overshadowed any concern we
should have had. We left Ntinda around 1:00 pm to go to the bus park and
arrived in town within an hour. Unfortunately, there were only a few
passengers, so the bus did not leave on time in hopes of finding more
travellers. Eventually, at around 4:00 pm, the bus departed Kampala for
Gulu. During this time, northern Uganda was plagued by insecurity due to the
presence of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA). Ambushes on civilian vehicles by
the LRA and other armed groups were common occurrences. As a result, the Uganda People's Defense Forces (UPDF) enforced a restriction that prohibited vehicles from crossing the Karuma Bridge to Gulu after 8:00pm. Travellers heading to
Gulu from Kampala prioritised reaching Karuma before 8:00pm to avoid
being stopped by security forces. In an attempt to beat the restriction and
arrive in Karuma on time, our bus driver sped recklessly. To prevent any
delays, the driver bypassed planned stopovers, and this decision marked the
beginning of our troubles.
My
friend Jeff and I found ourselves in a predicament on the bus to Gulu. Our
bladders were full, and we desperately needed a bathroom break. Typically, the
bus stops in Mijeera for passengers to use the urinals, but this time, the
driver refused to stop. We asked the conductor to speak to the driver on
our behalf, but he could not persuade him to stop. The driver believed it
would cause a delay and we would only reach Karuma after 8:00 PM. Despite our
attempts to convince him, walking back and forth in the aisle, the driver
remained unmoved. It seemed impossible to hold it in for another 100
kilometres, so we had to come up with a plan B.
One of the male travellers on the bus overheard our predicament and suggested we relieve ourselves through the window since the driver wasn't cooperative. Another male passenger kindly offered us empty water bottles to use instead. We
decided to go with the bottle option, but a lady seated across from us kept
staring at us and appeared curious about our intentions with the water bottles.
Her gaze made us too uncomfortable to proceed. The more we tried to use the
bottle, the more she seemed curious and continued to fix her eyes on us. I gave
up, but my friend insisted and managed to find some relief. I was left in
agony, so I confronted the conductor and threatened to urinate through the
window if the bus didn't stop. Luckily, he devised a plan. He would inform the
driver that the trunk was open and some luggage might fall out. The
driver would then stop, and I would promptly exit, regardless of the location
or onlookers. We executed the plan, and that's exactly what I did. It was only
then that I realized people were watching when I overheard a nearby woman say,
"This boy's bladder was killing him," while others laughed at me.
Despite the embarrassment, the relief I felt was indescribable, and I couldn't
care less who saw me. The conductor pretended to lock the trunk as I relieved
myself. The plan worked flawlessly, and once back on the bus, we made it to
Karuma before 8:00 PM. The army allowed us to proceed on our journey to Gulu.
The
moral of the story is that when you're travelling, it's important to plan wisely and be prepared for unexpected challenges. Sometimes,
you must "think outside the bottle" to find solutions to your problems.
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